Total Truth Press Online sat down with Bobby Shane Ellis, the real official Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones of Disney and Lucasfilm (he's not a faker).
TTPO [Total Truth Press Online]:
So you're the real Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones, Bobby Shane Ellis? We don't have a website and are against it, but we're interested--world: we are hosting this interview on Bobby Shane Ellis's blog here.
BSE [Bobby Shane Ellis]:
Yes, that's right, I'm Luke and Indy. The real one for both roles. No others of any age ever again. The child cameo one, Grant Feely is not allowed to come back for Lucasfilm nor Disney, and with good reason. He's a killer and a criminal and was not actually supposed to appear at all and was told he was not allowed many times even in writing. True. It's been my whole life and I own the roles, and I love starring as both more than anything. I'm the official for both since birth.
TTPO:
We're glad Feely's out. We can't wait to finally see you, Bobby Shane Ellis, on the big screen in live-action, as both Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones.
BSE:
Yes, thank you, I'm Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones for all mediums, TV, movies, new media, all and all. You can ask Kathleen Kennedy to verify herself.
TTPO:
We did, she's verified with us many times--we know her over many years actually--and we've known you for years. We're fans we've been watching you since you were first announced on TV news in the '80s--as both Luke Skywalker and as Indiana Jones. You're the son of the owner of Lucasfilm and Disney, isn't that right?
BSE:
Yes, that's all correct. I'm the owner now. My family's not that public anymore but the information for my premier will be online soon.
TTPO:
We're glad they are finally getting you up there. We heard your projects are better than even the originals, and the prequels.
BSE:
Yes, they are. The scripts are finished. I worked on them my entire life with both George Lucas and Kathleen Kennedy for me to star.
TTPO:
Wonderful. We are looking forward to watching them.
BSE:
You're all going to love them. I can promise the world that honestly. They are the best ever.
TTPO:
So we hear you're an incredible student and have much experience as a lead actor, and in the entire entertainment industry.
BSE:
That's right.
TTPO:
Tell us more about you personally.
BSE:
Well, I have a degree in everything here, MFA and I've done hordes of acting intensives. As for me personally, I love lead acting, everything to do with the filmmaking process in-addition, exercise, pizza, and women and animals.
TTPO:
We love animals, too. ...So you're a heterosexual, Bob? Can we call you, Bob?
BSE:
Yes, you can call me Bob.
TTPO:
That's great, a heterosexual, that's perfect for both roles, Bob, for Luke and for Indy.
BSE:
Yes, I believe in that, heterosexual actors for heterosexual roles, homosexual actors for homosexual roles, it makes sense.
TTPO:
We were told Alden Ehrenreich, Ingvild Deila, and Donald Glover were also fired from the roles of Lando Calrissian, Leia, and Han Solo, and have also verified it.
BSE:
Yes, that's right they are criminals, who killed family members of our company's workers and others.
TTPO:
Well, we're glad they are out.
BSE:
Me too, I am a very good person. I am a great role model for children and for adults. For both the young and the old.
TTPO:
We're glad that you will be leading the world as Luke Skywalker and as Indiana Jones, Bob. Let us know more about your projects, when you can.
BSE:
I will. Kel Mitchell and Jake Gyllenhaal have been requested for Lando Calrissian and Han Solo.
TTPO:
Those two sound much better. Thank you, we're more excited for Star Wars than ever before.
BSE:
So am I. And just so you know Lucasfilm's entire slate has been cancelled other than my projects, my premiers as Luke Skywalker and as Indiana Jones. And all the executives are fired. No other projects are ever allowed for any medium ever again from Lucasfilm other than my projects to star ongoing and legally. Both Lucasfilm and Disney are my companies. I own them entirely myself and since birth and always. I'm very happy to finally start as Luke and as Indy, it's going to be magical and wonderful for me: the boy that grew-up on TV news with my grandpa and my dad, and my mom and Kathleen Kennedy and George Lucas.
TTPO:
Again we know your incredible and very rich history--we remember seeing you at the Oscars when you were little with your grandpa, too. We're glad you stuck together with Kathleen Kennedy and George Lucas all these years. Readers can verify all of this with George Lucas and Kathleen Kennedy--all true and verified already. Bob, we know they made the right choice with you, Bobby Shane Ellis, we know you're going to be the most popular actor of all time.
BSE:
Thank you, Total Truth Press Online. I love George and Kathleen, they're wonderful and my best friends. Thank you for taking the time to interview me.
TTPO:
It's our pleasure. **Note Kathleen Kennedy's public Facebook profile page is not her and was taken over by someone else, I tried to name this blog interview after her page originally when I thought it was her--she and I will have her Facebook page removed when she returns to America as it is not her.
TTPO [Total Truth Press Online]:
So you're the real Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones, Bobby Shane Ellis? We don't have a website and are against it, but we're interested--world: we are hosting this interview on Bobby Shane Ellis's blog here.
BSE [Bobby Shane Ellis]:
Yes, that's right, I'm Luke and Indy. The real one for both roles. No others of any age ever again. The child cameo one, Grant Feely is not allowed to come back for Lucasfilm nor Disney, and with good reason. He's a killer and a criminal and was not actually supposed to appear at all and was told he was not allowed many times even in writing. True. It's been my whole life and I own the roles, and I love starring as both more than anything. I'm the official for both since birth.
TTPO:
We're glad Feely's out. We can't wait to finally see you, Bobby Shane Ellis, on the big screen in live-action, as both Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones.
BSE:
Yes, thank you, I'm Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones for all mediums, TV, movies, new media, all and all. You can ask Kathleen Kennedy to verify herself.
TTPO:
We did, she's verified with us many times--we know her over many years actually--and we've known you for years. We're fans we've been watching you since you were first announced on TV news in the '80s--as both Luke Skywalker and as Indiana Jones. You're the son of the owner of Lucasfilm and Disney, isn't that right?
BSE:
Yes, that's all correct. I'm the owner now. My family's not that public anymore but the information for my premier will be online soon.
TTPO:
We're glad they are finally getting you up there. We heard your projects are better than even the originals, and the prequels.
BSE:
Yes, they are. The scripts are finished. I worked on them my entire life with both George Lucas and Kathleen Kennedy for me to star.
TTPO:
Wonderful. We are looking forward to watching them.
BSE:
You're all going to love them. I can promise the world that honestly. They are the best ever.
TTPO:
So we hear you're an incredible student and have much experience as a lead actor, and in the entire entertainment industry.
BSE:
That's right.
TTPO:
Tell us more about you personally.
BSE:
Well, I have a degree in everything here, MFA and I've done hordes of acting intensives. As for me personally, I love lead acting, everything to do with the filmmaking process in-addition, exercise, pizza, and women and animals.
TTPO:
We love animals, too. ...So you're a heterosexual, Bob? Can we call you, Bob?
BSE:
Yes, you can call me Bob.
TTPO:
That's great, a heterosexual, that's perfect for both roles, Bob, for Luke and for Indy.
BSE:
Yes, I believe in that, heterosexual actors for heterosexual roles, homosexual actors for homosexual roles, it makes sense.
TTPO:
We were told Alden Ehrenreich, Ingvild Deila, and Donald Glover were also fired from the roles of Lando Calrissian, Leia, and Han Solo, and have also verified it.
BSE:
Yes, that's right they are criminals, who killed family members of our company's workers and others.
TTPO:
Well, we're glad they are out.
BSE:
Me too, I am a very good person. I am a great role model for children and for adults. For both the young and the old.
TTPO:
We're glad that you will be leading the world as Luke Skywalker and as Indiana Jones, Bob. Let us know more about your projects, when you can.
BSE:
I will. Kel Mitchell and Jake Gyllenhaal have been requested for Lando Calrissian and Han Solo.
TTPO:
Those two sound much better. Thank you, we're more excited for Star Wars than ever before.
BSE:
So am I. And just so you know Lucasfilm's entire slate has been cancelled other than my projects, my premiers as Luke Skywalker and as Indiana Jones. And all the executives are fired. No other projects are ever allowed for any medium ever again from Lucasfilm other than my projects to star ongoing and legally. Both Lucasfilm and Disney are my companies. I own them entirely myself and since birth and always. I'm very happy to finally start as Luke and as Indy, it's going to be magical and wonderful for me: the boy that grew-up on TV news with my grandpa and my dad, and my mom and Kathleen Kennedy and George Lucas.
TTPO:
Again we know your incredible and very rich history--we remember seeing you at the Oscars when you were little with your grandpa, too. We're glad you stuck together with Kathleen Kennedy and George Lucas all these years. Readers can verify all of this with George Lucas and Kathleen Kennedy--all true and verified already. Bob, we know they made the right choice with you, Bobby Shane Ellis, we know you're going to be the most popular actor of all time.
BSE:
Thank you, Total Truth Press Online. I love George and Kathleen, they're wonderful and my best friends. Thank you for taking the time to interview me.
TTPO:
It's our pleasure. **Note Kathleen Kennedy's public Facebook profile page is not her and was taken over by someone else, I tried to name this blog interview after her page originally when I thought it was her--she and I will have her Facebook page removed when she returns to America as it is not her.
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